Blind Faith (No. 9, 2008)
A child’s vantage point often can be instructive. Adults
may tend to over-complicate situations, over-think solutions, and thus
overlook what is immediately evident in a child’s wondrous blend of
rational humility and certainty.
My cousin, a school teacher in the Mississippi Delta, sent
me the following essay. Children’s Bible in a Nutshell is
claimed to be a book report on the whole Bible, written by a child:
In the beginning, which occurred near the start,there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, “The
Lord thy God is one,” but I think He must be a lot older than that.
Anyway, God said, “Give me a light!” and someone did. Then God made the
world.
He split the Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve werenaked, but they weren’t embarrassed because mirrors hadn’t been
invented yet. Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so
they were driven from the Garden of Eden. Not sure what they were
driven in though, because they didn’t have cars.
Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who hated hisbrother as long as he was Abel. Pretty soon all of the early people
died off, except for Methuselah, who lived to be like a million or
something.
One of the next important people was Noah, whowas a good guy, but one of his kids was kind of a Ham. Noah built a
large boat and put his family and some animals on it. He asked some
other people to join him, but they said they would have to take a rain
check.
After Noah came Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. Jacobwas more famous than his brother, Esau, because Esau sold Jacob his
birthmark in exchange for some pot roast. Jacob had a son named Joseph
who wore a really loud sports coat.
Another important Bible guy is Moses, whose realname was Charlton Heston. Moses led the Israel Lights out of Egypt and
away from the evil Pharaoh after God sent ten plagues on Pharaoh’s
people. These plagues included frogs, mice, lice, bowels, and no cable.
God fed the Israel Lights every day with manicotti. Then he gave them
His Top Ten Commandments. These include: don’t lie, cheat, smoke,
dance, or covet your neighbor’s stuff. Oh, yeah, I just thought of one
more: Humor thy father and thy mother.
One of Moses’ best helpers was Joshua who was thefirst Bible guy to use spies. Joshua fought the battle of Geritol and
the fence fell over on the town.
After Joshua came David. He got to be king bykilling a giant with a slingshot. He had a son named Solomon who had
about 300 wives and 500 porcupines. My teacher says he was wise, but
that doesn’t sound very wise to me.
After Solomon there were a bunch of major leagueprophets. One of these was Jonah, who was swallowed by a big whale and
then barfed upon the shore. There were also some minor league prophets,
but I guess we don’t have to worry about them.
After the Old Testament came the New Testament.Jesus is the star of the New Testament. He was born in Bethlehem in a
barn. (I wish I had been born in a barn, too, because my mom is always
saying to me, “Close the door! Were you born in a barn?” It would be
nice to say, “Yes!”)
During His life, Jesus had many arguments withsinners like the Pharisees and the Republicans. Jesus also had twelve
opossums. The worst one was Judas Asparagus. Judas was so evil that
they named a terrible vegetable after him.
Jesus was a great man. He healed many leopardsand even preached to some Germans on the Mount. But the Republicans and
all those guys put Jesus on trial before Pontius the Pilot. Pilot
didn’t stick up for Jesus. He just washed his hands
instead.
Any way’s, Jesus died for our sins, then cameback to life again. He went up to Heaven but will be back at the end of
the Aluminum. His return is foretold in the book of
Revolution.
The puns are too rich for me to believe that a child is
truly the author of the Bible summary. Although the events and
characters of the Bible may be difficult for a child to master, even a
child can understand that “Jesus died for our sins, then came back to
life again.” Honest, genuine, simple childlike faith continues through
all ages to be the solid foundation for every follower of Jesus.
Jesus, himself, taught that pure childlike faith is
necessary for even the most educated adults to serve God authentically.
When his followers were entangled with highly critical religious
leaders regarding access to the Kingdom of God, ” Jesus called for the
children, saying, ‘Let the little children come to me. Don’t stop them,
because the kingdom of God belongs to people who are like these
children. {17} I tell you the truth, you must accept the kingdom of God
as if you were a child, or you will never enter it.’” (Luke 18:16-17
NCV) As criticism of Jesus grew more severe in the months leading up
to his final Passover and crucifixion, children continued to respond to
his love and grace, and to sing his praises. About four months prior
to Jesus’ crucifixion, he attended the Feast of Tabernacles in
Jerusalem. The children’s simple faith and exuberant acceptance of
Jesus as he taught in the Temple was not shared by many influential
adults: ” When the chief priests and the scribes saw the amazing
miracles Jesus performed and the children shouting in the temple
courtyard, ‘Hosanna to the Son of David!’ they were irritated. (Matthew
21:15 GWT)
By the time Passover arrived, irritation had calcified into
outright rejection and a firm plot by the religious leaders to kill
Jesus. They were blinded by pretentious pride in their own education.
They fumed at his teaching: ” The Jewish leaders were surprised when
they heard Jesus. ‘How does he know so much when he hasn’t studied
everything we’ve studied?’ they asked.” (John 7:15 NLT) Enraged by
Jesus’ acceptance by ordinary, simple people, they sent guards to seize
him, but the guards returned without Jesus. The religious leaders
persisted in their rejection of Jesus and their condemnation of the
simple faith of the people. They berated the guards: “‘Have you been
led astray, too?’ the Pharisees mocked. {48} ‘Is there a single one of
us rulers or Pharisees who believes in him? {49} These ignorant crowds
do, but what do they know about it? A curse on them anyway!’” (John
7:47-49 NLT) The inability of the religious leaders to get beyond
their self-assumed rational superiority and sophistication to accept
Jesus’ simple offer of love and grace led to their decision to crucify
him.
But Jesus, himself, said that the starting point for a
saving relationship with him is simple, childlike faith. Following
Jesus does not require any advanced theological training, or a
specified IQ score, or advanced cognitive process. Just as a child may
get the fine distinctions of a story a little mangled, but still have
vital trust and relationship with someone who loves her, adults who
follow Jesus do so genuinely out of simple trust and faith, not some
esoteric knowledge. Certainly, growing up into greater knowledge and
clearer understanding is anticipated for our faith, just as much as it
is for a child’s experience of the world. Starting with simple,
childlike faith, we are to grow up into increasing Christlikeness: ”
God wants us to grow up, to know the whole truth and tell it in love—
like Christ in everything. We take our lead from Christ, who is the
source of everything we do. He keeps us in step with each other. His
very breath and blood flow through us, nourishing us so that we will
grow up healthy in God, robust in love.” (Ephesians 4:15-16, The
Message)
As Easter approaches, with remembrance of Jesus’ crucifixion
looming, are you mired in rationalized roadblocks to your relationship
with Christ? Do you sometimes feel that you have an inadequate mastery
of the facts of Jesus’ life and teachings, and the Bible in general to
have vibrant faith? You may, indeed, have much left to learn, even if
you can do better than the child’s summary of the Bible. What you can
do, though, is to cultivate simple, humble, childlike trust in Jesus.
It’s what he expects from you.
J. Edward Culpepper, Ph.D.